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A series of endless-ish AUs:
Zombieland/Now You See Me
Atlas had rules, rules that needed to be obeyed in order to survive in a zombie ridden world. Some would consider him a control freak- OK, everyone considers him a control freak- but his rules had kept him alive for years and no matter what the others whined and groaned over, the rules were staying. 
Atlas - A control freak who’s survived on his own for the last fourteen years. He wandered America in this time, meeting various people but never settling, preferring the company of a tin can and a pack of cards. This all changes when he wanders into an old convenience store located in the middle of Merritt’s territory, where he’s rescued by the zombie slaughtering manic mentalist and then promptly has his gear stolen by a conning brother-sister act.
Merritt - When the virus struck, Merritt went on a rampage for twinkles, and then holed himself up in Hollywood making use of the celebrity houses and going out to kill zombies in his spare time. During one of his zombie killing sprees, he finds and rescues Atlas: only to be rewarded by having all his stuff stolen by what he likes to call ‘the two little magic shits’. 
Henley Reeves - The only member of the Horsemen who bothered to remember their full name after the apocalypse. Henley became, like many survivors, a wanderer and during the first few months since the virus hit, Henley saved a little boy from being killed by zombies. Ever since she’s raised him as her little brother, the pair surviving by conning others out of their resources.
Wilder - Called Jack only by Henley, he was five when the world ended. Kept safe by his neighbor for a handful of months, Wilder was eventually taken into the care of Henley who saved him after his previous guardian was eaten. The zombie world is the only one he’s ever known, and he has a child-like glee every time he and Henley come across someone who doesn’t try to eat them: he develops hero-worship for Atlas, which after some persuading and seriously puppy eyes, forces Henley to turn the car around and go back for the pair.
Fusion of Zombieland and Now You See Me.  
((Its an AU not an exact fusion. In this it has been almost fifteen years since the zombie wave started, unlike in the movie where its only been a few months, and ‘m placing Atlas, Henley and Merritt as the same age as their actors, but Jack’s much younger than Dave at around 19))
Edit is MINE no stealy. no. nasty. mean. 
Question: If I wrote this, would anyone read it?


A series of endless-ish AUs:

Zombieland/Now You See Me

Atlas had rules, rules that needed to be obeyed in order to survive in a zombie ridden world. Some would consider him a control freak- OK, everyone considers him a control freak- but his rules had kept him alive for years and no matter what the others whined and groaned over, the rules were staying. 

Atlas - A control freak who’s survived on his own for the last fourteen years. He wandered America in this time, meeting various people but never settling, preferring the company of a tin can and a pack of cards. This all changes when he wanders into an old convenience store located in the middle of Merritt’s territory, where he’s rescued by the zombie slaughtering manic mentalist and then promptly has his gear stolen by a conning brother-sister act.

Merritt - When the virus struck, Merritt went on a rampage for twinkles, and then holed himself up in Hollywood making use of the celebrity houses and going out to kill zombies in his spare time. During one of his zombie killing sprees, he finds and rescues Atlas: only to be rewarded by having all his stuff stolen by what he likes to call ‘the two little magic shits’. 

Henley Reeves - The only member of the Horsemen who bothered to remember their full name after the apocalypse. Henley became, like many survivors, a wanderer and during the first few months since the virus hit, Henley saved a little boy from being killed by zombies. Ever since she’s raised him as her little brother, the pair surviving by conning others out of their resources.

Wilder - Called Jack only by Henley, he was five when the world ended. Kept safe by his neighbor for a handful of months, Wilder was eventually taken into the care of Henley who saved him after his previous guardian was eaten. The zombie world is the only one he’s ever known, and he has a child-like glee every time he and Henley come across someone who doesn’t try to eat them: he develops hero-worship for Atlas, which after some persuading and seriously puppy eyes, forces Henley to turn the car around and go back for the pair.

Fusion of Zombieland and Now You See Me. 

((Its an AU not an exact fusion. In this it has been almost fifteen years since the zombie wave started, unlike in the movie where its only been a few months, and ‘m placing Atlas, Henley and Merritt as the same age as their actors, but Jack’s much younger than Dave at around 19))

Edit is MINE no stealy. no. nasty. mean. 

Question: If I wrote this, would anyone read it?







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madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That
Right there
Is every single book you’ve ever read 



That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.


madlori:

ingonyama70:

crotchkat-vantass:

alextsundere:

MINDBLOWN

That

Right there

Is every single book you’ve ever read

That’s it.  This is my next tattoo.







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mamasam:

stopthatimp:

nani was NINETEEN and such a fucking badass who was so protective of lilo and just ROLLED with aliens being a thing towards the end of the movie. #1 Disney relative of all time.

I have honestly been waiting AGES for the right gifset to express the wonderful perfection that is Nani. She is not only protective of Lilo, she respects the way Lilo’s imagination and quirkiness works.

Pudge the fish got a peanut butter sandwich every Thursday. Nani does not argue the logic of feeding him, only suggests an alternative sandwich when they are out of peanut butter. Lilo was allowed to take as many photos of whatever mundane or odd subjects as she wanted and Nani would get them developed. Nani recognized what were important habits for Lilo.

When Lilo asks for a pet lobster, Nani does not tell her that lobsters are not pets. She tells her, “We don’t have a lobster door, we have a dog door.” She makes sure the woman at the pound does not tell Lilo that “Stitch is not a real name”.

NANI SPENDS THE ENTIRE MOVIE MAKING SURE THAT LILO NEVER FEELS LIKE HER IDEAS ARE WRONG.

The only time we truly see Nani get angry with Lilo is when she is scared of Lilo being taken away. Nani spends the entire movie stressed out over taking care of her sister, trying to find a job, trying to make sure her sister has a friend, and yet she is always willing to put that extra effort, over and over again, to make sure that Lilo always believes that anything is possible.







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fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.


fourthousandsevenhundredsixtyone:

This is golden, someone buy me this book.







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acciospock:

the-companions-photographer:

deanisanactualprincess:

freakingpotter:

H O W ?!

the amount of time this person put into finding the right glasses and making sure they had the amount of water they needed so they had the right pitch is amazing. 

THIS FUCKING FANDOM SEES NO LIMITS

THATS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE DONT GET ANYTHING NEW FOR 284728 YEARS







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doingitdisneystyle:

oh-hai-its-lily:

rollad20andkissme:

madithefreckled:

I actually just looked this up and found out some interesting things.

Young MacGuffin speaks in a North East Doric dialect which obviously is hard to understand. Originally he was going to just speak gibberish but his voice actor, Kevin McKidd, suggested he try a few lines in Doric and Pixar loved it and kept it. Found a couple translations too, but only one of them applies to this gif set and that’s the third one after Merida gave her speech about letting them choose who they marry:

It’s just not fair making us fight for the hand of a girl who doesn’t want anything to do with it. You know?

OH MY GOD

this changes everything

ALL of the things.







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asynca:

fabulous-fetus:

asynca:

starbuckviper:

gabcity:

felitomkinson:

Lara cosplay test for Halloweeeeen.

UHM.

HELLO

So, do you come here often…?

/warning if youre going to post lara croft cosplay/ prepare to be hit on by every girl in the fandom


asynca:

fabulous-fetus:

asynca:

starbuckviper:

gabcity:

felitomkinson:

Lara cosplay test for Halloweeeeen.

UHM.

HELLO

So, do you come here often…?

/warning if youre going to post lara croft cosplay/ prepare to be hit on by every girl in the fandom

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bundle-of-roses:

you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats